Fat Kid!

A fat kid is not necessarily an overweight person, but just a person who loves food and does extreme things because of that love. Below are some examples:

Fat kids yell "Hamburger" while being pushed in a pool with all their clothes on because their only concern is the hamburger, not being wet.

Fat kids yell to pull over when they think a cake box might be on the side of the road.

Fat kids get tricked to see their ex-boyfriend because he bribed her with pizza.

Fat kids answer the door while eating out of the serving bowl.

Fat kids “march madness” involves tracking down girl scouts for their cookies.

Fat kids go to multiple fast food joints to put together their full meal.

Fat kids find cake icing on their clean clothes, know that it’s cake icing, and eat it.

Fat kids think the rain sounds like popcorn popping and say yum.

Fat kids ignore boys’ calls because their cereal might get soggy.

Fat kids favorite rap artist is 50 Cent – “ I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”

Fat kids take the money their fiancée gives them for gas and buy food

Fat kids use more soap