Doughnut Nazi!

So, I'm having a kind of bad day, and I am running from one thing to another and I look down and realize that my gas light is on. With my job I hardly ever have time for lunch, and usually bring a yogurt, apples or cereal from home (don't worry I get made fun of for the cereal, especially when I pour it and the whole office can hear not to mention the wonderful crunching of Oh's, yumm).

But alas, today I had brought no yogurt or apples, or cereal, so as I was filling up my gas I went into the gas station to grab something cause I was STARVING. Bad idea. Basically the choices were a gross soggy chicken salad sandwich, burritos sure to make you sick the rest of the day, and then a hole bunch of junk food.

Just as I am thinking, why in the world did I think I could find any sort of a lunch at a gas station, I see them, glimmering by the check-out counter. That's right, Krispy Kreme doughnuts. But then I thought, I shouldn't get a doughnut, so instead I went over and found a granola bar. But then the doughnuts beckoned once again and I gave in.

Junk food is one thing, but baked goods are quite another. So I go over and as I put down the doughnut to check out, the skinny middle-aged gas station attendant says, "doughnut huh?" in a tone. I reply casually, yeah, couldn't find much else, laughing it off. Then as I put down the granola bar he says, "well, at least you got something healthy."

Are you kidding me? The gas station attendant is giving me crap about getting a doughnut? What is the world coming to? I can get a freaking doughnut if I want to, and I should be able to do it without being judged. The fat kid strikes again. Besides, I'm sure one doughnut is not the worst purchase he has seen that day, does he give attitude to everyone buying junk food. If so it must be a long day. If you don't know what a fat kid is, click here to read a past blog explaining it.